Friday, June 15, 2007

Bye Bye Testicle

As most of you probably know, testicles are not something that grow on trees. Unfortunately not all women are aware of this, for example, take exhibit a:
Exhibit A - BBC News

This woman thought, that since her ex boyfriend didn't want to sleep with her, it would be a perfectly logical thing to do to rip his testicles straight off his body. She claims she was not trying to cause him any harm, but I don't think her argument holds any water considering she attempted to swallow the testicle after stripping it from his private part region.

Let this be a lesson to all you women who may not realize that we only have two nuts, and they don't grow back if you tear them off of our incredibly delicate bodies.

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