Sleep is NOT over rated

As most guys can relate, I like staying up as late as possible, but once we are asleep, we like to be as comfortable and spend as much time sleeping as possible without the bloody hassel of waking up 100 times a night. I mean, who wants their dreams of bikini babes washing exotic cars interupted?

Personally, my girlfriend tosses and turns like a bat out of hell and used to wake me so many times that I barely managed to get any sleep (at least the bikini babe dream kind). As a guy, this is not something I enjoy. I mean, I can understand how a girl would enjoy the contstant shifting, since we all know they love the soothing sounds of snoring, but us men hate it.

Now, you are probably wondering where I am going with this random spiel... I kind of forget myself... Oh wait, it has come back to me! Memory Foam Mattresses were what I wanted to talk about! HAH!

A few months back, I was having some back problems and talked to my chiropractor who highly recommended one of these space age Nasa matresses. That day, I took a big wad of hundred dollar bills and headed down to costco to pickup my first Memory Foam Mattress. I paid for it, and yea my back definitely did get better, but you wanna know the real kicker?

I had no idea that these memory foam matresses didn't transfer movement! On top of my back slowly healing from the years of manly wear and tear, I could sleep through my girlfriends endless movements. After a month of sleeping on the memory foam, I started getting progressively younger looking. I figure by the time I hit 30, I'll look like a pre-pubescent boy again!

Ok, the last bit about the age thing is a total lie, but in all honesty, do yourself a favor and go buy a memory foam matress, you can thank me later!