There was some very sad news today in the world of Wrestling. Professional wrestler Chris Benoit has killed his wife and 7 year old child then took his own life.
Chris Benoit was a popular Canadian wrestler living in the Atlanta area. He no-showed for both WWE events this weekend and was later found dead on Monday after the police came by his house to check on him.
For more information check out this link
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Desktop Screensavers Make Your Computer Less Boring
For the record, I work from home on a computer, and every once in a while you just have to get up and grab a coffee or get away from the stupid computer for a few minutes just to clear your head. The thing that sucks, is when you get back to your computer and all you have to occupy your thoughts are your work.
Well, my manly friends, here is a quick tip that makes every single time you come back to the computer a good experience! I'm talking sexy screensavers! Now when you get back to your desk you will be welcomed by a scantily clad women doing very sexy things. These screensavers make every trip back to my desktop an experience worth writing blog posts about! LOL
If for some reason you don't like sexy scantily clad women screensavers, there are plenty of other Free Screensavers out there too in many other categories so you can be greeted by whatever it is that really makes YOU happy every time you come back to your desk.
Well, my manly friends, here is a quick tip that makes every single time you come back to the computer a good experience! I'm talking sexy screensavers! Now when you get back to your desk you will be welcomed by a scantily clad women doing very sexy things. These screensavers make every trip back to my desktop an experience worth writing blog posts about! LOL
If for some reason you don't like sexy scantily clad women screensavers, there are plenty of other Free Screensavers out there too in many other categories so you can be greeted by whatever it is that really makes YOU happy every time you come back to your desk.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Hydrogen Powered Cars Are On The Way
The future is now in automobile technology, well, at least for remote controlled automobiles that is!
Introducing the H-cell
If you don't think this is bad ass, well, chances are you are either female, or a male ballerina dancer and probably shouldn't be on my mega macho blog!
Ok, now that you've checked that link out, lets babble about it a bit. The H-cell just slaughters your typical Nimh battery powered RC, with up to an hour plus of energy at 35KM vs just 15 minutes with the Nimh battery. If for some reason you are thinking "Dude, I'm not 12 years old any more, I don't play with RC Cars!"
My response to you is this, "Grab your testicles and remove them from your wifes clenched hand. It is obvious she has killed the inner boy in you. A real man plays with toys until he dies".
I can't wait till this technology makes its way to my 340HP Hemi engine, I'm sure I'd save a few dollars on gas!
For you men who's wifes took your life over and forgot how to have fun with toys, here is a sweet RC Cars site that has everything you need to get started having fun again in your adulthood.
Introducing the H-cell
If you don't think this is bad ass, well, chances are you are either female, or a male ballerina dancer and probably shouldn't be on my mega macho blog!
Ok, now that you've checked that link out, lets babble about it a bit. The H-cell just slaughters your typical Nimh battery powered RC, with up to an hour plus of energy at 35KM vs just 15 minutes with the Nimh battery. If for some reason you are thinking "Dude, I'm not 12 years old any more, I don't play with RC Cars!"
My response to you is this, "Grab your testicles and remove them from your wifes clenched hand. It is obvious she has killed the inner boy in you. A real man plays with toys until he dies".
I can't wait till this technology makes its way to my 340HP Hemi engine, I'm sure I'd save a few dollars on gas!
For you men who's wifes took your life over and forgot how to have fun with toys, here is a sweet RC Cars site that has everything you need to get started having fun again in your adulthood.
Sleep is NOT over rated
As most guys can relate, I like staying up as late as possible, but once we are asleep, we like to be as comfortable and spend as much time sleeping as possible without the bloody hassel of waking up 100 times a night. I mean, who wants their dreams of bikini babes washing exotic cars interupted?
Personally, my girlfriend tosses and turns like a bat out of hell and used to wake me so many times that I barely managed to get any sleep (at least the bikini babe dream kind). As a guy, this is not something I enjoy. I mean, I can understand how a girl would enjoy the contstant shifting, since we all know they love the soothing sounds of snoring, but us men hate it.
Now, you are probably wondering where I am going with this random spiel... I kind of forget myself... Oh wait, it has come back to me! Memory Foam Mattresses were what I wanted to talk about! HAH!
A few months back, I was having some back problems and talked to my chiropractor who highly recommended one of these space age Nasa matresses. That day, I took a big wad of hundred dollar bills and headed down to costco to pickup my first Memory Foam Mattress. I paid for it, and yea my back definitely did get better, but you wanna know the real kicker?
I had no idea that these memory foam matresses didn't transfer movement! On top of my back slowly healing from the years of manly wear and tear, I could sleep through my girlfriends endless movements. After a month of sleeping on the memory foam, I started getting progressively younger looking. I figure by the time I hit 30, I'll look like a pre-pubescent boy again!
Ok, the last bit about the age thing is a total lie, but in all honesty, do yourself a favor and go buy a memory foam matress, you can thank me later!
Personally, my girlfriend tosses and turns like a bat out of hell and used to wake me so many times that I barely managed to get any sleep (at least the bikini babe dream kind). As a guy, this is not something I enjoy. I mean, I can understand how a girl would enjoy the contstant shifting, since we all know they love the soothing sounds of snoring, but us men hate it.
Now, you are probably wondering where I am going with this random spiel... I kind of forget myself... Oh wait, it has come back to me! Memory Foam Mattresses were what I wanted to talk about! HAH!
A few months back, I was having some back problems and talked to my chiropractor who highly recommended one of these space age Nasa matresses. That day, I took a big wad of hundred dollar bills and headed down to costco to pickup my first Memory Foam Mattress. I paid for it, and yea my back definitely did get better, but you wanna know the real kicker?
I had no idea that these memory foam matresses didn't transfer movement! On top of my back slowly healing from the years of manly wear and tear, I could sleep through my girlfriends endless movements. After a month of sleeping on the memory foam, I started getting progressively younger looking. I figure by the time I hit 30, I'll look like a pre-pubescent boy again!
Ok, the last bit about the age thing is a total lie, but in all honesty, do yourself a favor and go buy a memory foam matress, you can thank me later!
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Vitamin Supplements Keep You Healthy Son!
You know, as a kid, my family was very into health and sports.
My mother was a marathon runner and her brother (my uncle), played pro hockey. To top it off, my grandpa owned a Shaklee vitamin store and was always going on about health and how vitamins and supplements keep you healthy.
Well, I can specifically remember vowing to NEVER be like that when I grew up, unfortunately my vow seemed to have back fired on me! LOL.
Somehow over the years I have turned into a work-out aholic and a supplement junkie. I have every vitamin supplement under the sun in my cupboard. I take whey protein, Alpha Lipoic Acid, Niacin, you name it, I'm popping the pill.
To make things worse, I pretty much have an encyclopedia of vitamin supplement information locked up in my brain to share with the entire world. Of course, just like my grandpa, I very liberally tell everybody how healthy each vitamin and each supplement is and how it will benefit their life. So, insted of coming on here and every ranting about what you should and shouldn't be putting in your body, I've decided to supply one link directly to a Vitamin Supplements site. This vitamin and supplement site basically lists off all the major supplements and drugs on the market today and tells you all about them!
Check it out at http://www.supplement-information.com
My mother was a marathon runner and her brother (my uncle), played pro hockey. To top it off, my grandpa owned a Shaklee vitamin store and was always going on about health and how vitamins and supplements keep you healthy.
Well, I can specifically remember vowing to NEVER be like that when I grew up, unfortunately my vow seemed to have back fired on me! LOL.
Somehow over the years I have turned into a work-out aholic and a supplement junkie. I have every vitamin supplement under the sun in my cupboard. I take whey protein, Alpha Lipoic Acid, Niacin, you name it, I'm popping the pill.
To make things worse, I pretty much have an encyclopedia of vitamin supplement information locked up in my brain to share with the entire world. Of course, just like my grandpa, I very liberally tell everybody how healthy each vitamin and each supplement is and how it will benefit their life. So, insted of coming on here and every ranting about what you should and shouldn't be putting in your body, I've decided to supply one link directly to a Vitamin Supplements site. This vitamin and supplement site basically lists off all the major supplements and drugs on the market today and tells you all about them!
Check it out at http://www.supplement-information.com
Monday, June 18, 2007
I Love Free Ringtones
Ok, next to naked ladies, doritos and the occassional case of beer, my favorite thing would have to be customized ringtones on my cell phone.
Sure, it sounds like I'm seven years old, but really, nothing beats having a different ringtone for every one of your contacts.
Think of it this way, I'll be in the kitchen whipping up a nasty batch of nachos and cheese with a side of beer, and my phone rings and on comes the song Hey Mamma comes on as your ringtone. I know I don't need to rush to the phone, because it is only my mom and I can call her back afterwards.
Now lets assume another situation, lets say I'm out with my boys and the song Cupid's Chokehold comes on, in this situation I KNOW that I need to asnwer my phone because my ringtone states that it is my girlfriend and everybody knows what is going to happen to me if I ignore my girlfriend when I'm partying!
Are you starting to see where I'm going with this? You, believe you me, you need to go and download ringtones to your cell phone now so that you don't have to waste your time running to your phone to check the caller ID, all you gotta do is listen for whose ringtone is on and you may not even have to move an inch.
From one lazy man, to another, go download some ringtones now!
Sure, it sounds like I'm seven years old, but really, nothing beats having a different ringtone for every one of your contacts.
Think of it this way, I'll be in the kitchen whipping up a nasty batch of nachos and cheese with a side of beer, and my phone rings and on comes the song Hey Mamma comes on as your ringtone. I know I don't need to rush to the phone, because it is only my mom and I can call her back afterwards.
Now lets assume another situation, lets say I'm out with my boys and the song Cupid's Chokehold comes on, in this situation I KNOW that I need to asnwer my phone because my ringtone states that it is my girlfriend and everybody knows what is going to happen to me if I ignore my girlfriend when I'm partying!
Are you starting to see where I'm going with this? You, believe you me, you need to go and download ringtones to your cell phone now so that you don't have to waste your time running to your phone to check the caller ID, all you gotta do is listen for whose ringtone is on and you may not even have to move an inch.
From one lazy man, to another, go download some ringtones now!
News Flash! Sexy Lingerie Billboards Cause Accidents - DUH
Well, it was NOT a suprise to me when Greece released a news report stating that sexy eye catching lingerie billboards are causing car accidents.
My only response to this is this:
DUH!
I've always wondered why billboards on high traffic streets were ever allowed in the first place.
Riddle me this: What is the purpose of an ad or a billboard?
Answer: To gain your attention, read the billboard, and remember whats on it, and possibly go and buy it.
Now, if you are paying attention to a billboard, you've stopped paying attention to the only thing that really matters, the road!. By this point you've stopped paying attention to traffic just long enough to allow your car to get really up close and personal with ther person's bumper in front of you.
Maybe instead of banning half naked women on billboards, they should consider removing them all together, I'm willing to bet that accidents in those areas would drop drastically.
If you wanna read this article, the link is below
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1271015,00.html?f=rss
My only response to this is this:
DUH!
I've always wondered why billboards on high traffic streets were ever allowed in the first place.
Riddle me this: What is the purpose of an ad or a billboard?
Answer: To gain your attention, read the billboard, and remember whats on it, and possibly go and buy it.
Now, if you are paying attention to a billboard, you've stopped paying attention to the only thing that really matters, the road!. By this point you've stopped paying attention to traffic just long enough to allow your car to get really up close and personal with ther person's bumper in front of you.
Maybe instead of banning half naked women on billboards, they should consider removing them all together, I'm willing to bet that accidents in those areas would drop drastically.
If you wanna read this article, the link is below
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1271015,00.html?f=rss
Friday, June 15, 2007
Bye Bye Testicle
As most of you probably know, testicles are not something that grow on trees. Unfortunately not all women are aware of this, for example, take exhibit a:
Exhibit A - BBC News
This woman thought, that since her ex boyfriend didn't want to sleep with her, it would be a perfectly logical thing to do to rip his testicles straight off his body. She claims she was not trying to cause him any harm, but I don't think her argument holds any water considering she attempted to swallow the testicle after stripping it from his private part region.
Let this be a lesson to all you women who may not realize that we only have two nuts, and they don't grow back if you tear them off of our incredibly delicate bodies.
Exhibit A - BBC News
This woman thought, that since her ex boyfriend didn't want to sleep with her, it would be a perfectly logical thing to do to rip his testicles straight off his body. She claims she was not trying to cause him any harm, but I don't think her argument holds any water considering she attempted to swallow the testicle after stripping it from his private part region.
Let this be a lesson to all you women who may not realize that we only have two nuts, and they don't grow back if you tear them off of our incredibly delicate bodies.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Funny Videos That Will Make Your Pee Your Panties
We all know, that most men really enjoy peeing their panties, and by most men I mean me and my close circle of very straight male friends. OK, now I sound like I may have a bit of a strange fetish.. LOL... but in all reality I really just like to laugh my ass off.
So today's wicked site, is medialunchbnox.com, the site is chalk full of hilarious funny stuff including funny videos, painful videos, fun games, and once you are done having fun, checkout some of their Maxim style sexy babes!
Here are a few funny video samples if you are too lazy to hunt around the site:
Will Ferrell Strength Coach
Greatest Conversation EVER!
Peter Griffen Blows An Interview
UFO Mania Game
So today's wicked site, is medialunchbnox.com, the site is chalk full of hilarious funny stuff including funny videos, painful videos, fun games, and once you are done having fun, checkout some of their Maxim style sexy babes!
Here are a few funny video samples if you are too lazy to hunt around the site:
Will Ferrell Strength Coach
Greatest Conversation EVER!
Peter Griffen Blows An Interview
UFO Mania Game
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Myspace Cursors Are fun
While facebook is slowly stealing more and more people away from myspace, myspace still has the advantage with the fact you can massively customize your page to look and feel however you want. Layouts, Cursors, Music codes and more make myspace more appealing to both the younger generation as well as the more creative amongst us.
While I'm not going to give you my personal myspace profile page(its private anyways, mwahaha), I will give you my little secret myspace cursor gem of a site. If you want to do more than just your layout and add a little flair to your myspace cursor, this site has free myspace cursors that you can use to customize the feel of how your mouse behaves on your profile.
Follow this like to grab some free Myspace Cursors!
While I'm not going to give you my personal myspace profile page(its private anyways, mwahaha), I will give you my little secret myspace cursor gem of a site. If you want to do more than just your layout and add a little flair to your myspace cursor, this site has free myspace cursors that you can use to customize the feel of how your mouse behaves on your profile.
Follow this like to grab some free Myspace Cursors!
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Introduction!
Ok, so I'm an avid web surfer, I spend generally 8+ hours on the internet a day either working or surfing for fun stuff! What I'm planning on posting on my Wicked Sites around the web, are links to my favorite sites, and specifically quality content.
Some of my interests include:
Funny Videos and Viral Videos
Weight Loss Information
Cellular phones and ringtones
Hot music
Martial Arts.
If i happen to stumble across other things of interest I will try to post them up as well!
Also, here are my linkatopia, stumbleupon and digg accounts if you want to add me as a friend!
http://www.linkatopia.com/drbonemonkey
http://mcrizzle.stumbleupon.com/
http://www.digg.com/users/drbonemonkey/news/dugg
Anyways, thats my blog introduction, hope you enjoy all the links I drop!
Some of my interests include:
Funny Videos and Viral Videos
Weight Loss Information
Cellular phones and ringtones
Hot music
Martial Arts.
If i happen to stumble across other things of interest I will try to post them up as well!
Also, here are my linkatopia, stumbleupon and digg accounts if you want to add me as a friend!
http://www.linkatopia.com/drbonemonkey
http://mcrizzle.stumbleupon.com/
http://www.digg.com/users/drbonemonkey/news/dugg
Anyways, thats my blog introduction, hope you enjoy all the links I drop!
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